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January 04, 2009

incident

Rampant Materialism

$ egrep '^[0-9]' 365.txt | awk 'BEGIN {sum=0} {sum = sum + $1} END {print sum}'
304

There’s an Internet thing going around about getting rid of 365 possessions in 2009. It occurs to me that 365 possessions should be plenty to be getting on with. So here’s my stab at what I’d keep.

Turns out that’s about 300 things, many of them books. There are many, many items I want rather than need.

Stop reading now if you don’t like strangely revealing lists.

I wonder if I’ve left anything obvious out. Do tell.

Items marked [r] can be replenished: that is, we might have a small stock, but we’ll call it 1 item for now.

Let’s say our hero (me) has a place to live, with basic furniture, kitchen and conveniences. Let’s not count perishables like food as possessions, but we will count cleaning products.

Given that I still have 65 items to go, I guess I could probably count my house and furnishings here too. :oD

Hygiene:
1 bar of soap [r]
1 container of shampoo [r]
1 tube of toothpaste [r]
1 roll of toilet paper [r]
1 toothbrush
1 straight razor
1 strop
1 shaving brush
1 safety razor
1 pack of 5 razor blades [r]
1 shaving mirror
1 electric razor for haircuts
5 towels

Clothes:
10 pairs of socks
10 boxer shorts
10 t-shirts
3 shirts
4 jumpers
4 trousers
2 tracksuit pants
2 pairs of shoes
1 light jacket
1 heavy coat
2 wooly hats
2 pairs of gloves
1 scarf
1 suit jacket
1 suit pants
1 formal shirt
1 pair of formal shoes
2 ties

Accessories:
2 pairs of glasses
1 pair of clip-on shades
1 wallet
1 ’swiss card’ penknife
1 pen [r]
1 keyring with keys
1 mobile phone
1 mobile phone charger
1 laptop computer
1 laptop charger
1 external hard disk
1 external hard disk power adapter
1 external speaker system
1 shoulder bag
1 backpack
1 rucksack

Bedroom:
3 bed sheets
3 pillow cases
3 duvet covers
1 pillow
2 duvets, light and heavy
1 sleeping bag
2 blankets

Household:
1 box of washing powder [r]
1 container of bleach [r]
1 multi-surface cleaner [r]
2 cleaning cloths [r]
2 kitchen sponges/scrubbers [r]
1 toilet brush
1 container of washing-up liquid [r]
1 set of screwdrivers
1 drill
1 set of drillbits
1 hammer
1 box of assorted screws and fixings [r]
1 set of pliers
1 saw
1 hacksaw
1 spirit level
1 steel measuring tape

Kitchen:
1 frying pan
2 saucepans, large and small
2 casserole dishes
2 baking trays
1 fish slice
1 large metal spoon
1 sieve
2 sharp knives
1 chopping board
2 wooden spoons
1 mixing bowl
2 knives
2 forks
2 spoons
2 teaspoons
2 bowls
2 plates
2 mugs

Stationery:
1 a5 notebook [r]
1 a4 notepad [r]
1 pack of standard envelopes [r]
1 stapler
1 ruler
1 calculator
1 hole punch
2 ring binders
2 box files
1 ‘concertina’ file
1 roll of sticky tape [r]

Hobbies:
1 electronic drumkit
2 sets of drumsticks
1 guitar
1 guitar case
2 guitar straps
1 ‘backpacker’ guitar
1 case for the backpacker
2 sets of guitar strings [r]
1 mandolin
1 mandolin strap
1 set of mandolin strings [r]
1 tuning fork
1 capo
1 microphone & cables
1 microphone stand
1 small mixer
1 go board
1 set of go stones
1 travel go set
1 breadboard
1 set of electronics tools
1 multimeter
1 box of assorted electronics components
3 sets of knitting needles
6 balls of assorted wool

Books:
1 Learning Irish by Michael O’Siadhail
1 Irish-English Dictionary by O’Donaill
1 Greek New Testament (with dictionary) from Deutsche Bibelgesellschaft
1 Reading Greek: Text by the Joint Association of Classical Teachers
1 Reading Greek: Grammar, Vocabulary and Exercises by the J.A.C.T.
1 Reading Greek: Independent Study Guide by the J.A.C.T.
1 Greek Anthology by the J.A.C.T.
1 folder of A396 (Continuing Classical Greek) course material, Open University
1 folder of A297 (Reading Classical Latin) course material, Open University
1 Oxford Grammar of Classical Greek
1 Greek-English Lexicon by Liddell & Scott
1 Reading Latin: Text by Jones & Sidwell
1 Reading Latin: Grammar, Vocabulary and Exercises by Jones & Sidwell
1 Reading Latin: Study Guide from the Open University
1 Pocket Oxford Latin Dictionary
1 Little World of Don Camillo by Giovanni Gaureschi
1 Lessons in the Fundamentals of Go by Kageyama
1 Starting Electronics by Brindley
1 Iliad by Homer
1 Odyssey by Homer
1 Aeneid by Virgil
1 The Birds and Other Plays by Aristophanes
1 Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
1 Ireland by Michael Viney
1 Hareios poter kai he tou philosophou lithos by J. K. Rowling
1 Life of David Livingstone by Blaikie
1 Missionary Travels and Researches in South Africa by David Livingstone
1 Thucycides: History of the Pelopponesian War (Landmark Edition, R. Strassler)
1 Herodotus : Histories (Landmark Edition, R. Strassler)
1 Campaigns of Alexander by Arrian
1 The Persian Expedition (Anabasis) by Xenophon
1 Bible (New International Version, preferably with Apocrypha)
1 Clouds, Wasps and Peace by Aristophanes (Loeb Classical Library)
1 Greek Mathematical Works, Thales to Euclid (Loeb Classical Library)
1 Symposium by Plato (edited by C.J. Rowe)
1 Burning Wheel Fantasy Roleplaying System
1 Burning Wheel Character Burner
1 Burning Wheel Monster Burner
7 books of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia
3 volumes of J.R.R. Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings
1 The Three Theban Plays by Sophocles
1 Prometheus Bound and Other Plays by Aeschylus
2 parts of the AB Guide to Music Theory by Eric Taylor
1 On the Apostolic Preaching by Irenaeus of Lyons
1 Sharing Our Rhymes translated by my mum
1 Skerries Mills: A Poetry Collection by my mum
1 Egypt, Greece and Rome by Freeman
1 Introduction to Algebra by Cameron
1 Theory of Information and Coding by McEliece
2 volumes of Herodotus from Oxonii
1 Concrete Mathematics by Graham, Knuth, Patashnik
1 Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs by Abelson & Sussman
1 The Knitting Man(ual) by Spurkland
1 DADGAD Guitar Book by Sarah McQuaid
1 Managing 12 Volts by Harold Barre
1 Over To You by Roald Dahl
4 books of Biggles adventures by Capt. W.E. Johns
3 volumes of the Universal History of Numbers by Georges Ifrah
1 A Mathematician’s Apology by G.H. Hardy
5 books from the Kiseido Elementary Go series
1 Actual Air by David Berman
1 Wordgloss by Jim O’Donnell
1 India: A History by John Keay
1 Greek Mathematical Thought and the Origin of Algebra by Klein
1 Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay
1 Amazon Journal of Roger Casement
2 History by Xenophon (Penguin Classics & Oxford Classical Texts)
1 Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O’Brien
1 Collins-Spurrell Welsh Dictionary
1 The Wasps/The Poet and the Women/The Frogs by Aristophanes
1 Medea and Other Plays by Euripides
1 The Hamilton Family and the making of Balbriggan by Stephanie Bourke
1 Perplexingly Easy by Wilkins
1 Cuchulain of Muirthemne by Lady Gregory
1 First and Last Things by H.G. Wells

Decorative Stuff:
1 painting “Sunrise Skerries” by Mary Dolan
3 framed photographs by my brother
1 pewter box from Hyderabad

by incident at January 04, 2009 04:38 PM

January 02, 2009

zoomtard

Calvin’s Institutes

To commemorate his 500th anniversary, Princeton Theological Seminary are making it very easy for you to read Calvin’s Institutes by breaking it into short daily doses that you can read or listen to. Regardless of whether you are a believer or not, or a Calvinist or not, this is a masterpiece of our civilization and a work filled with ideas so potent, people could go to war over them. If only Calvin had thought going to war over these ideas wasn’t such a good idea, I might like him more. Anyway, go make a New Year Resolution that doesn’t have to do with your bank balance or your waist-size: Calvin 09.

Your Correspondent, Not a predeterminist, just thinks God establishes free will by reducing alternative possibilities to one

by zoomtard at January 02, 2009 11:48 AM

January 01, 2009

zoomtard

A Prayer For The New Year

Dear Heavenly Father up in the skies looking down on us. Restore to us our corporate security blanket and our unfailing trust in the markets. Make 2009 a year of MORE. Amen.

Coupland's Corporate Security Blanket

Your Correspondent, Trusts in GE the Father, GM the Son and Gazoprom the Spirit

by zoomtard at January 01, 2009 03:04 PM

December 31, 2008

zoomtard

A Year In Re-Cap

In 2008 I saw many many fine movies. But depressingly few of them were in the cinema because this year has been a bit of a let down. Still, the three best films I saw, as I see it, are Batman: The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, The Visitor and best of all by a mile Juno. Which has become one of my favourite films of all time. I walked on air for days after seeing it one beautiful spring Saturday morning. It made my city and my wife and my old Belle & Sebastian albums shine with a new light. We watched it again in a plush hotel in Portland and it filled me with even more delight and now it is simply burned into my brain as the most sonically, visually, mythically delightful film.

I really can’t explain why I like it more than the likes of Batman or There Will Be Blood. I see its annoyness. I can get why you think it is a lightweight bit of fluff. It’s not lovely and humble like the Visitor. But goshdarned it, from the moment she says, “I don’t know what kind of girl I am” I was hooked.

But I haven’t seen Rachel’s Getting Married, Let The Right One In, Revolutionary Road, The Reader, Doubt, Milk, Man On Wire, Frost/Nixon, Wrestler, Benjamin Button or Slumdog Millionaire. So early 2009 could be a bit of a bonus time.

The worst film of the year was Zak And Miri Make A Porno. It is a car crash of a film. Simultaneously cheap, boring and unfunny- it insults the intelligence of its audience. Porn is an industry where strangers take their clothes off under bright lights and in front of cameras and copulate. If you fail to make that funny, you should be banned from shooting film ever again.

The best book I read was A Community Called Atonement by Scot McKnight. It is notable for being brief (so rare in theology), easily understood, very winsome and a brilliant defence of theological diversity. Totally Biblical (in the best sense of the word), elegant as a system but easily applied to any real church context- this is the kind of theology I would like to produce some day maybe. It is a book that opens you up to the range of viewpoints that have existed on this important issue down through the years and prompts you to chew and reflect on the Scriptures in your own context. Atonement was a word created by Wycliff. It literally means at-one-ment. It is at the heart of the Gospel and this book should be at the centre of your library.

Book-wise, 2008 could be remembered as the Scot McKnight year in the way 2005 was the NT Wright year. I started tracking his books down and thought Embracing Grace was a magnificent piece of work too. Check out his blog, now moved but still great at Jesus Creed.

The best novel I read was one I read on St. Stephens’ Day: Wise Blood by Flan O’Connor.

The Road by McCarthy, The Yiddish Policeman’s Union by Michael Chabon, What is the What by Dave Eggers, Reason for God by Tim Keller and Surprised by Hope by Tom Wright also deserve many mentions. All very different and all very brilliant.

In 2008 I fell in love with The Hold Steady- a band that divides people like Juno. Except most people find my love of their barely-sung, melody free music incomprehensible. Jenny Lewis, Ben Folds and most importantly R.E.M. delivered sterling albums. Accelerate continues to be one of my favourite albums of all time. In a year when I thought and read and talked a lot about beauty and why the hell it exists, I think it is weirdly fitting that my favourite album ends with the chorus line, “Music provides the light you cannot resist“.

In 2008, the best place I visited was Canon Beach in Oregon. What a day. What a great holiday. 3 weeks with the wife-unit, my two best friends and visits to folk like Jaybercrow, the legendary Glathars and the totally unique Taylor. Plus, when it comes down to it, nothing attracts Clairebo and I to living in North America quite like baseball.

Baseball in Portland

It was also the year I started studying theology. At a Catholic seminary, I became very well acquainted with defending my beliefs over coffee and putting into practice all that good stuff Scot McKnight imbues his books with. I heard Tim Keller in London, I met Miroslav Volf here in Maynooth and when NT Wright came to preach at the Kildare and Leighlin Cathedral in Carlow, Bishop Moriarty began the night by reading a whole entry of Zoomtard out to the packed pews come to hear the word on Paul. Now that was a night I won’t forget too soon. I had lunch with Craig Blomberg, I hung out with Marva Dawn and our church website won a national award. That was pretty sweet.

I had a fantastic week with good friends in Berlin, which was like discovering a true love that had been forgotten, I had a short trips to Brussels and Manchester with my boss to talk ministry, drink beer and visit museums and my wife and I celebrated our anniversary by staying in fancy hotels in England. I finally have gotten around to finishing my Masters, I won my first theological award and I even managed to have some good times at that stupid church that I work at. All in all, this year has kind of rocked.

Now if only in 2009 I can convince all my remaining friends to move to Maynooth and finally learn to swim, I think I’ll be able to call the whole thing a day…

Your Correspondent, Smugly pleased with himself in a way he can’t comprehend.

by zoomtard at December 31, 2008 01:27 PM

December 30, 2008

zoomtard

Aural Cacophonies From 2008

Every year a few friends each make a CD of the best music we first heard in the previous twelve months. Some of us take it very seriously, even making websites to advertise their efforts and then not letting us show people their fine work! Others just scrawl BEST OF on some blank CDs and sort winamp to show them the songs they listened to most.

I am somewhere in the middle. Here is msot of my effort for this year:

SeeqPod - Playable Search

There are two others songs that we have to go trawling around the web to find.
Ares by Bloc Party is the first (complimented by Betamaxnomates as “noise”) and a fantastic track by the Presbyterian minister Vito Aiuto and his wife Monique whose album Welcome To The Welcome Wagon rocked December around the Cardboard Mansion (before the Best-Of started its prototyping) which rounds off the CD called Skilled (early demo) Reference. Sadly, that Sufjan Stevens produced track is nowhere to be found online so you’ll have to just go buy the CD.

Your Correspondent, Once found a factual error on the internet

by zoomtard at December 30, 2008 01:21 PM

December 25, 2008

zoomtard

O Come O Come Emmanuel

And ransom captive Israel.

What Christmas means for me in my better moments is summed up by this song.

In my sermon tomorrow morning I use this clip. It’s what Christmas means to most of us most of the time.

Nollaig shona daoibh a chairde. I’m off into the wesht until further notice.

Your Correspondent, He pisses excellence

by zoomtard at December 25, 2008 01:56 AM

December 23, 2008

zoomtard

Rainforests and Gays

My disapproving ex-housemate suggested, inspired by the Pope’s latest crazy comments about homosexuality being an equally sized problem to climate change, that we design a wee app for the i-phone that measures your carbon footprint and compares it to your gay footprint. Simply by using the i-phone of course, you have stepped up your gayness. The Pope only uses Microsoft products. And it seems that as good as he is at writing theology, he sucks at engaging with the world in love.

It is probably a good sign that these comments, while condemning 2% of the world’s population for their sexual inclination, can be read as a signal that heterosexuality is finally, after 1800 years of ambiguity, a-ok in the eyes of the Vatican. Alternatively you could read the Bishop of Cloyne’s refusal to resign after the report on sexual abuse in his diocese on the same page in your newspapers as the reports on Benedict XVI’s comments about homosexuality and hang your head in despair. At Christmas, Christians continue to be idiots.

We are saved by faith; not work, effort nor merits, folks! Surely this is a case for rejoicing.

Instead of filling your head with sillyness, read this brilliant article. If G-A-Y are the three letters we have to remember if we are to save the world, 3-5-0 are the three digits. Climate change is not a myth. This Mother Jones piece expertly and safely and reliably explains the what and how of the response we should already have started to make. We have to start taxing carbon up the ying yang (with a likewise levy on male cosmetics of course!).

Your Correspondent, Trying to be the kind of Christian that doesn’t make you tired of Christians

by zoomtard at December 23, 2008 09:09 PM

December 22, 2008

zoomtard

An Eternal Light Without Candlestick Or Fuel

Relativism. Load of bollix, isn’t it? Absolutely.

But as Archbishop Rowan Williams writes today, “the 20th century built up quite a list of casualties around “principles”". In a deadly little article he considers how Barth offered us, especially relevant at Christmas, a way to acknowledge that there are no human truths that we are bound to without compromise but truth still exists. And truth still binds. Our principles, our absolutisms, our personal truths; they all get put into perspective by the Christ-child.

This makes it sound really abstract and chin-strokey. But let me make it more concrete. You can’t be sure for sure for sure that on one level the new Coldplay album sucked as much as you remembered it nor on another that Jesus is not who he says he is. Most people instinctively doubt the claims that me and my type make about him. But your doubt isn’t complete. There are moments when you catch a glimpse of the story reflected in a novel you are reading or in the way that a niece approaches your sister or whatever it is for you that causes a joyous little moment of epistemic doubt. Maybe there is more to this. Maybe this story is the reality.

See, this is what Williams means when he says Barth argued that Christmas gives us freedom to give away our “principles”. We all have a framework through which we construct our own personal reality. We have a lens through which we view the world. And with the Incarnation, Christians claim that God, if he is real he is the source of reality, is not going to offer a list of theses for his intervention. He doesn’t speak in the language of our principles. He comes as a baby and lives the life of a man. It can’t be absorbed into our systems. It can’t be broken down into essential principles. It is a story you have to get into. It’s a plot you have to let surround you. It’s a person who is other-worldly compelling and ground-breakingly relevant. It is not a theory that you subscribe to like gravity and so should not be approached the same way. It is not a system like free market capitalism that needs to advance and so should not be approached the same way. It’s the story of an unprincipled God and his intention to let us know we are more broken than we can admit and more loved than we can believe.

Williams is the poet and the theologian. Let him finish:

The God of the Christmas story (and the rest of the Gospels) doesn’t relate to us on the basis of any theory. but on the basis of unconditional love and welcome. That act of free love towards the entire human race changed things – even for those who didn’t and don’t share all the beliefs and doctrines of Christianity. And for those who do share those convictions, loving God and one another is a defiance of all programmes and principles designed to preserve only the wellbeing of people like us.

Your Correspondent, Only does things for me and people like me

by zoomtard at December 22, 2008 12:24 PM

December 20, 2008

zoomtard

Prime Minister Speaks On Train About Imaginary Friends

Tony Blair on how his faith affected his leadership. I don’t quite know what to make of this. Can anyone spot Miroslav Volf’s influence here?

Your Correspondent, Promises to restore theocracy if elected

by zoomtard at December 20, 2008 01:19 AM

December 19, 2008

zoomtard

Ministers and Quarterbacks

While driving home from a fancy restaurant with the lady behind Transfarmer last night we laughed about how totally without “Biblical basis” the practice of ordination is. I am currently in the process of hopefully being selected as an official candidate for ordination by the Presbyterian Church in Ireland but if all goes well and they choose me and I choose them and the world continues to spin, it will be eight years before Rev. Zoomtard is available to marry you and your lady friend. Think of all the things I could spend my time doing in the next five years instead of jumping through the hoops of four systematic theology modules and a 22 hour course in homiletics! (One module on preaching?!)

In the latest New Yorker Malcolm Gladwell produces one of his typically mind-bending observations: selecting champion quarter backs is as difficult as finding excellent teachers.

In commenting on this Jason Kottke sums up the article:

The upshot is that NFL quarterbacking and teaching are both jobs that need to be performed in order to find out if a certain person is good at them or not.

Which reminds me that selecting a quarter back, employing a teacher and ordaining a minister are all tasks of the same kind. I may be aceing my theology courses and gaining fluency in the biblical languages but the reason why people think it is a good idea that I pastor churches is that I am helping to pastor a church.

And why am I able to help our little church? Because in people like Keith McCrory I have mentors who skillfully, passionately and lovingly challenge, advise and encourage me. So Gladwell writes on his blog about how mentoring is the key to both quarterbacking and teaching (and ministering):

effective mentoring of a new teacher can make an enormous difference in that person’s ability to become a “star” teacher. But the problem… is that the process of mentorship is much too haphazard.

In fives years when my time in Maynooth comes to an end, I will have spent seven years as part of this little church plant’s leadership team. I will have to move to Belfast for a year to learn about Presbyterian church history and law. And then I along with the graduating class of whatever year that is will be then sent to our “assistantship”. Our on the job training. For many of my peers, this assignment will be their first permanent experience of what it is to lead a church. Forgive me for sounding arrogant, but maybe we have the process backwards. While the men and women involved in the process are no doubt very serious in the selection of candidates and passionately prayerful in their placement, many within my church would say that the procedure is not too disimilar to the hypothetical mania quoted in Gladwell’s article where:

It’s like training NFL quarterbacks by randomly sending them out to teams - some CFL teams, some Division III teams, some Division I College teams, some community teams, and a few to NFL teams.

One of the reasons I am for the Presbyterian Church in Ireland is that it is reformed and ever reforming. At the heart of our denomination is a sincere desire to meet the mission that God has called us to full on and a willingness to let go of methodologies or processes that block that. As I follow through on what shape my calling has I will remember this article and the many conversations with ministers that brought it’s content home to me and who knows; a refined and improved system may one day be the product?

Your Correspondent, Presents portraits in place of CV’s

by zoomtard at December 19, 2008 01:34 AM

December 18, 2008

zoomtard

Le Jour Ou Le Zoom Sarreta

It would have helped for Babette to post her excellent review of the latest Jennifer Connolly as an unfeasibly beautiful scientist-movie before me and Clairebo and Betamaxnomates (fresh from Japanainia) a few hours earlier. Then I would have been spared the embarrasment of having to lodge popcorn kernels in my sleeping friends ears as he slumbered many times during the excercise in tedious environmental propaganda that is the Day The Earth Stood Still. Stick to the 1950’s version on a Saturday afternoon.

Luckily, Klaatu was assessing human beings based on their carbon footprint. If he had assessed us based on our ability to butcher great works of art then Christina Aguilera performing the 8th Century chant Oh Holy Night in the White House would pretty much have condemned us to be eaten by tiny little metal locusts (how Biblical!).

Fall on your knees! This year, Christmas is dirrty baby!

In The Day The Earth Stood Still, the incomprehensibly annoying little boy has a Go Team! poster on his wall. No 9 year old boys, even Will Smith’s 9 year old boy has a Go Team! poster on their wall. Well, maybe the 9 year old boys that Betamaxnomates teaches in Japanainia do but no normal children. It was a very annoying detail that turned out be to be very useful because dwelling on its stupidity gave me something to do as Klaatu took a long time to realise that paternal love for children is something really really really special, especially if it is inter-racial.

By the way, when an action movie feels a need to introduce spurious science speak to wow you into cognitive submission, you know you are in “the Core-zone”. In the absence of a plot, these jokers are going to rest on your technical inferiority complex. “3 times 10 to the 7 metres a second” is a fancy way of saying 100 million kilometres an hour. They probably should have left it out or explained it instead of mentioning that datum three times in about 3 times 10 to the minus 7 minutes.

Did I mention Jennifer Connolly is in it?

Your Correspondent, Never got over his Labyrinth inspired love of Jennifer Connolly

by zoomtard at December 18, 2008 04:19 PM

December 17, 2008

zoomtard

The Imago Dei By The Via Negativa

It is always reassuring when your hunches turn out to be true. And one of the cool things that has happened during the last 12 weeks of college is that I have been reassurred again and again that theology must always be a positive endeavour.

Defensive theology barely deserves the name theology at all and all around the church and the world, whether you consider the dispensationalist desire to escape this world or the creation scientist desire to deny this world or the Irish preoccupation with marking who is in the church and excluding all others, when your motivation is self-protection then the outcome will be an abomination that ruins peoples lives.

But! Idiot child here has learned that there is something fruitful in the development of theology from negative precepts. The learned ones call it the via negativa and some others call it the apophatic tradition but why should you be worried about such technical details. All you need to do is watch the following Loius Theroux clip from his documentary investigating crime in Philadelphia.

The prostitute that we meet four minutes in who is afraid to go home because her sugar daddy will beat her, who steals $240 a day to pay for her habit, she is both magnetic and repulsive. That such things have been done to people, that the image of her Creator that she bears would be beaten and her spirit trampled on disgusts us. But in our reaction to people like her who are so tormented we see without a shadow of a doubt that there is a God. What has happened to her is wrong. Not because of cultural values and not because we have some economic or genetic interest in her well being. It is wrong because it offends what it is to be human. And when we want to speak of what it is to be human, we are forced to do business with the source of our significance.

Maybe it was that there was more sudafed running through my veins than blood when I saw this last night but it brough tears to my eyes and prayers to my lips. Who can testify to the pain that this woman has been through; the alienation, the isolation, the unbearable burden of sin?

Your Correspondent, Has not lied with this speech

by zoomtard at December 17, 2008 01:09 AM

December 16, 2008

zoomtard

A Mission Statement Of Sorts

“The work of Jesus was not a new set of ideals or principles for reforming or even revolutionizing society, but the establishment of a new community, a people that embodied forgiveness, sharing and self-sacrificing love in its rituals and discipline. In that sense, the visible church is not to be the bearer of Christ’s message, but to be the message.”

- Stanley Hauerwas

Your Correspondent, Became a prostitute to pay for flute lessons

by zoomtard at December 16, 2008 01:28 AM

December 15, 2008

zoomtard

I Confess. I’m A Pervert!

From the Irish Times letters page:

Madam, - Hugo Brady Brown (Letters, December 12th) describes the word “pervert” as a “harsh term” for a Catholic who became a Protestant. I don’t think it was ever intended as such.

The term comes from the Latin verb pervetere, which means to turn away.

Therefore, a pervert is simply “one who has turned away” - in this context one who has turned away from the Catholic faith. It is the antonym of “convert”, which in this context means one who has become a Catholic, or turned to the Catholic faith.

It leads me to consider what word we ought to use Roman Catholics who turned away from the ecumenical period of the first centuries of Christianity when they asserted their “primacy”. Degenerates?

Your Correspondent, Wants to stoke the fires of true Catholicity

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by zoomtard at December 15, 2008 10:27 PM

December 05, 2008

zoomtard

Raise Your Flags

At 11.15 on December 5th 1921, the delegation led by Michael Collins decided to recommend the Treaty as proposed by the British to Dáil Éireann. They declared independence, so to speak.

Your Correspondent, is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.

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by zoomtard at December 05, 2008 04:01 AM

December 04, 2008

zoomtard

Things I Believe 7

The world is not comprehensible, but it is embraceable.

Your Correspondent, The world is in his whiskey glass.

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by zoomtard at December 04, 2008 07:03 PM

December 03, 2008

zoomtard

Inspired By Friends

Don’t complain because even this post is better than nothing. Contrary to what other people think, prayer works.

I heard a scientist say that once. I know that’s the only way we’ll ever consider such embarrassing ideas true.

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Your Correspondent, Is in for a rough night

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by zoomtard at December 03, 2008 11:32 PM

December 01, 2008

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For Some Reason…

… I haven’t been able to convince my church to do the Advent Conspiracy. Maybe I should just get all evangelical and start a new splinter church? Or maybe I will content myself to keep beating this drum that has no skin.

Your Correspondent, Thinks the Gospel is primarily subversive

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by zoomtard at December 01, 2008 10:38 AM

November 28, 2008

zoomtard

Mechanicalize Something Idiosyncratic

After an astoundingly difficult week where my brain actually stopped working for a few scary hours on Monday morning, I am now finishing off my second essay of the day and feeling good again. Oh yeah. I can hear the Spirit whispering, “If you live by your academic performance you die by your academic performance”. And I respond by saying, “Spirit, I don’t want to have to blaspheme you! Sssh!”

One of the many moments when I realised how mighty damn cool my friend Chrissy is was sitting in an airport terminal one day when she quoted Brian Eno. Maybe one of these days it will be compulsary to appreciate Brian Eno before you work for a church. Maybe.

Also, while we’re talking Maybes, maybe one of these someone will come good and get me an Oblique Strategies set for my birthday. Cough cough.

Anyway, Eno has this to say:

Singing aloud leaves you with a sense of levity and contentedness. And then there are what I would call “civilizational benefits.” When you sing with a group of people, you learn how to subsume yourself into a group consciousness because a capella singing is all about the immersion of the self into the community. That’s one of the great feelings — to stop being me for a little while and to become us. That way lies empathy, the great social virtue.

Maybe I should stop citing that old C.S. Lewis line about worship music being fifth rate poetry set to sixth rate music?

In college today I saw classmates pass notes like they were 15 and I didn’t want to be in on that note passing. I caught myself being Mature Student and rolling my eyes at their paper-based flirting. We’re trying to learn about the liturgical significance of baptism here, ya know? Also, a college employee used a very loud petrol driven leaf blower all around the library. That’s hardly best practice is it? Can’t even mustre mediocre practice in fact. Finally, our college canteen went on fire. No more bouncy chips. An era dies and a generation cries.

I should really submit some poetry to the college newspaper.

Your Correspondent, Not afraid of things because they’re easy to do

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by zoomtard at November 28, 2008 08:24 PM

November 27, 2008

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Bailout Bargains

There probably isn’t enough discussion being had about “free markets” in the midst of this collapse we’re suffering through. Understanding the scale of the problems that we are in is beyond the grasp of most of us but suffice to say, the USA is on the hook for $24000 for every citizen. Or in other words, the bailout is more expensive than:

    Marshall Plan
    Louisiana Purchase
    Race to the Moon
    S&L Crisis
    Korean War
    The New Deal
    Invasion of Iraq
    Vietnam War
    NASA

Put together

Wendell Berry had a great article in Harpers a few months ago about the assumption of the limitless that drives our economy. I am super-sceptical of aspects of Berry’s thought and a bit bored by his novels but there is surely no more under-rated intellectual at work anywhere in Christianity today.

Our true religion is a sort of autistic industrialism.

For those of us convinced that climate change and the energy crisis are not myths created to scare us, Berry poses some seriously thought provoking questions about what can even be possible in terms of “solutions”.

Today, Iceland is like a nightmare parable that Berry would have dreamed up if he had been a science fiction writer.

Your Correspondent, But then again, Berry as a science fiction writer is like a fantasy plot in and of itself

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by zoomtard at November 27, 2008 01:15 AM

November 26, 2008

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In Praise Of Palin

I do not hide my passionate love of Sarah Palin. I will always regard her as the President of the USA, even though she wasn’t even running for that office. A high school basketball star who preaches at pentecostal churches and didn’t know that Africa was a continent… has there ever been a better choice.

As proof of my claim, let me remind you that she is a better public speaker than Obama and a better poet than Rowan Williams by sharing with you her perfect, improvised 17 syllable haiku which she delivered in front of 30,000 people:

What’s the difference
Between a hockey mom and
A pit bull? Lipstick

Thanks to Prospect magazine for the tip.

Your Correspondent, Skipping lectures to hang out with his wife, who will never be a hockey-mom.

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by zoomtard at November 26, 2008 02:17 PM

November 20, 2008

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A Theology Of Guantanamo Bay

Introduction

I’ve learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It’s them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.

But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we’re forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God’s on your side.

In a many dark hour
I’ve been thinkin’ about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can’t think for you
You’ll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I’m leavin’
I’m weary as Hell
The confusion I’m feelin’
Ain’t no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God’s on our side
He’ll stop the next war.

In 1964, Bob Dylan released the epoch defining album “The Times They Are A Changin’”. Track 3 is the now, justifiably legendary “With God On Our Side”. But the poetry that Dylan set to music does not do justice to today’s geo-political landscape. The United States of America is engaged in two wars that God has not yet stopped but the topic of this discussion is the War they have no declared, the War on Terror and the tools with which they fight: namely Guantanamo Bay.

Guantanamo Bay is a territory of south-eastern Cuba that passed into the hands of the USA in 1902 on a perpetual lease. It has become infamous due to the siting there of Camp X-Ray, which was developed into Camp Delta and Camp Echo to detain “enemy combatants” captured during War on Terror offensives.

It seems to be a good time to consider the theological implications of Guantanamo Bay as the world responds with excitement to the election of Barack Obama as President of the USA. Perhaps this might be a starting point by which we might lay out some beginnings of a framework of political theology for Western Christians in this day and age.

Why Just War Theory Doesn’t Apply

Since Augustine, Christian ethical reflection has tended to approach questions of war and conflict through the framework of Just War theory. But Just War theory doesn’t apply in the case of the War on Terror and Guantanamo because war has never been declared, America’s actions there have been predicted and justified on the premise that this is “a different type of conflict”.

Rhetoric of Democracy

In case this sounds like an Anti-American rant, let me point out that theological critique is the natural by-product of our respect for the goals and intentions that drive the United States. To honour them, means at times to hold them to account.

In his astounding acceptance speech two weeks ago, President-elect Obama said:

“This is our moment. This is our time - to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth - that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes We Can.”

While many of us hope that this new moment of ours will bring change, this statement of intent is of a part with those made in the past by George W. Bush. In 2000 he said:

“This is a remarkable moment in the life of our nation. Never has the promise of prosperity been so vivid. But times of plenty like times of crises are tests of American character. Prosperity can be a tool in our hands used to build and better our country, or it can be a drug in our system dulling our sense of urgency, of empathy, of duty. Our opportunities are too great, our lives too short to waste this moment. So tonight, we vow to our nation we will seize this moment of American promise. We will use these good times for great goals.”

Such lofty rhetoric is understandable for a nation that so often has been willing to change and to adapt and to painfully deal with the problems that it has met or created. But the high minded speech and pristine philosophies of liberty that drive America forward also present themselves today with a very nasty under-side. The justification for the War on Terror and the brutal torture involved in Gitmo or Abu Ghraib is the protection of freedom. Democracy is considered an all-defeating good.

This has been a common refrain in the rhetoric of Bush; that democracy is God-given. Obama echoed this view by beginning his acceptance with a challenge to anyone who “still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy”. They are answered in his election.

At times, one can’t help but think that democracy takes on the shape of an eschatological hope in the American mind. The idolatry betrayed by this election is not that Barack is Messiah, but that America is. America becomes the turning-point of history through the power of its collective will. Thus we heard John McCain say:

“… believe, always, in the promise and greatness of America, because nothing is inevitable here. Americans never quit. We never surrender. We never hide from history. We make history.”

Obama challenged people in his acceptance speech:

“to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.”

The dual theological error that besets the United States is the belief that democracy is a God-given right and that they have been charged with the task of bringing the euangelion of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness to bear in the world.

But Obama could listen well to the French sociologist Jacques Ellul before taking office:

“The right of national self-determination does not exist in the Bible. Before God nations have neither a right to exist nor a right to liberty. They have no assurance of perpetuity. On the contrary, the lesson of the Bible seems to be that nations are swept away like dead leaves and that occasionally, almost by accident, one might endure rather longer.”

If democracy is the missio America, then this heterodoxy leads as it inevitably will to the heteropraxy of Guantanamo. For, the very protection of democracy and liberty results in the inalienable rights of individuals (in this case detainees/enemy combatants) being withdrawn, discarded and ignored.

In America’s effort to protect its Good News of liberty and democracy for all corners of the Earth, it must act in the must il-liberal way possible. The dual mission of America (under God) to spread democracy to the entire world and protect democracy in all its forms gives them a license to act like tyrants and feel like saints.

The Empire Dimension

In their earnest efforts to fight the “axis of evil”, the USA has taken to stripping citizens of other nations of their rights. Even EU citizens are subject to such assaults. Hassan Mustafa Osama Nasr, who was kidnapped off the streets of Milan in February 2003 is one such case.

The New Testament enshrines the role of government as God-ordained. In Romans 13 we read “Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities… The authorities that exist have been established by God”. But ultimately “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to” Jesus. At the end, when Christ will hand the kingdom to the Father, he will have “destroyed every ruler and every authority and power.” (1 Corinthians 15.24) Until then, legitimate governments have authority. They are not called to “heal this nation” and “repair this world”. Instead they exist to create justice, to be “agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer”.

When the United States begins to take citizens that are not their own and hold them to account by their own standards of justice (or sadly in the case of Gitmo, no standard of justice at all), they are straying into the territory of Empire. They are making a claim not just over the citizens they are directly accountable to, but to whosoever they may wish. This democracy begins to look like an Empire.

Strictly defined in historical terms, the United States is not an Empire. But in Biblical terms, this imperialistic intention to assert their culture and political system across the whole known world is reminiscent of historical Empires that came across the Israelites; the Egyptians, Babylonians, Persians and Romans.

Subverting The Empire

Where Rome had paterfamilias patronage we now have multinational corporations. Like Rome, America is secured by both socio-economic forces and overwhelming military power, is legitimated by religious myths (Pax Americana replacing Pax Romana) and sustained by proliferation of empire images and axioms (through the global media). It is the locus point of the principalities and the powers.

The Empire philosophy is what permits America to strip the prisoners of Abu Ghraib and cover them in excrement, or have them humiliate themselves in homoerotic poses before a camera, or stand them on top of boxes, warning them that if they fall, they will be electrocuted. The State is the supreme power. One nation above God, as the giver, securer and taker of human rights. This stripping of rights goes far beyond liberties that the State afforded in the first place and even stretches to people in lands outside the control of the State. The philosophy of Guantanamo Bay is a philosophy of Empire. And the New Testament, for example in Paul’s letter to the Colossians, calls on Christians to bear the image of Christ in shaping an alternative to the Empire and its Emperor.

Obama’s forebear Martin Luther King preached from the prophets and recalled Exodus when bringing America to account over its civil rights abuses. It was under the oppression of the Phaoroah’s Empire that God heard the cries of the slaves in Egypt. It was against the military of that Empire that he went to battle with on Passover. “Horse and rider he has thrown into the sea”. And the prophets spoke of the day when God would overthrow all Empires and all the pseudo-gods and idols of the world so that, in words that come to our minds in the accent of Martin Luther King, justice would roll like a mighty river.

If Gitmo is the product of a philosophy of Empire, then the theological conviction upon Christians must be to tear it down.

The Shape of Subversion: Theology of the Body

The early church depicted Caesar and Christ as rival monarchs. As NT Wright puts it, Christians “regarded it as fundamental that their allegiance to Christ cut across any allegiance to Caesar”. When any of our governments falls into the territory that America has landed with Gitmo, with the Empire connotations that elicits, with the spiting of God that it involves, then our resolve should be just as firm as Polycarp’s.

The dehumanization, scientifically ritualized in the torture of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo should be abhorrent, instinctively to the Christian. Miroslav Volf describes what we might call a pneumatic intolerance of dehumanization,

“The distance from my own culture that results from being born by the Spirit creates a fissure in me through which others can come in. The Spirit unlatches the doors of my heart saying: “You are not only you; others belong to you too.”

Psychology will have much work to do in the aftermath of these camps to untangle how soldiers, often from Christian backgrounds, were compelled to treat other human beings in such a fashion. An allegiance to the nation and a despising of the “Other” seems to be at the heart of it. Christianity has no space for such despising.

Humiliation and dehumanization is the start of the torturing process, but not the end. The torture process turns the whole world of the victim into a weapon. God’s Creation, which he deems “Good”, is narrowed and then warped so that everything around the victim becomes a painful tool deployed against them. Elaine Scarry writes, “The room . . . is converted into a weapon . . . made to demonstrate that everything is a weapon, the objects themselves, and with them the fact of civilization, are annihilated: there is no wall, no window, no door, no bathtub, no refrigerator, no chair, no bed.” The torture process makes every action a punishment. Standing, sitting, swallowing. Your own body becomes a traitor. The torture process turns language into a weapon. America doesn’t speak of torture but enhanced interrogation methods. Truth and beauty are sacrificed so that truth (the reason we are interrogating in the first place) can be discovered and beauty (the liberty of democracy) protected.

Human beings are sacred. The words roll off our tongues so easily. But for Christians, human bodies are sacred too. Humans bear the Imago Dei, which is a non-corporeal thing. But it is contained in the body. Vicious treatment of the body is vicious treatment, destruction, of the work of God. For a nation that applauds itself for its justice and promulgates its good news of liberty for all to implement such treatment of people in any circumstances is dreadful. To do so without trial or declaration of war is dreadful beyond description.

In “Where God Happens”, Rowan Williams captures the importance of the body for Christians.

“Only the body saves the soul. It sounds rather shocking put like that, but the point is that the soul left to itself, the inner life or whatever you want to call it, is not capable of transforming itself.”

Dehumanization is a crime we are able to wrap our heads around easily. To strip a man of his Self, to pretend he has no soul is an insult to God. But torture as an attack on the body is no less permissible. John Paul the Great did more than anyone else to restore the body to its proper place of importance in the mind and practice of the church. Of torture he said,

“That techniques of torture are being perfected to weaken the resistance of prisoners, and that people sometimes do not hesitate to inflict on them irreversible injuries, humiliating for the body and for the spirit. How can one fail to be troubled when one knows that many tormented families send supplications in vain in favour of their dear ones, and that even requests for information pile up without receiving an answer?”

His words in 1978 seem prophetic for our situation in 2008. If the philosophy driving Guantanamo Bay is one of of imperialism and of Empire, the heretical theology of Manifest Destiny and the exceptionalism of the United States of America then our theological response must be one of outrage, protest and subversion.

Conclusion

The world is a more complex place than it was for Dylan in 1964. We no longer know who our enemy is, where they are or what they stand for. How much more important it is that we remember who we are and what we stand for. Ultimately, torture strikes at the heart of the Church’s conscience because we are the people who are gathered together and around, the tortured God. Christ is the one who stood before false courts, was stripped of his clothes, ritually humiliated, cruelly mocked, brutally beaten and ultimately hung on a cross. In the victims of Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib we see a portrait of our Lord as he was in his final hours, cornered by an Empire who through their soldiers sought to dehumanize and destroy him. We as the church are gathered by the Spirit to bear testimony to the fact that he was not dehumanized and he was not defeated. No one has ever been more human and no greater victory can ever be won than was won on that Cross.

But in the light of the Crucifixion and certain in the sovereignty and right judgment of God, we can confidently oppose all inhumane treatment, especially done in our name, by our governments and our allies. It is by our sure and certain knowledge that God is setting the world to rights and will come in judgment for the innocent and the dispossessed that we do not need to bear the weight ourselves of bringing justice to the land, of healing the world or of spreading democracy. Our response to the War on Terror, our theology of Guantanamo must be a return to a political theology grounded in the worship of our Lord, tortured and crucified for us. As Stanley Hauerwas put its:

“Christians’ first political responsibility is to be the church, and by being the church they should understand that their first political loyalty is to God, and the God we worship as Christians, in a manner that understands that we are not first and foremost about making democracy work, but about the truthful worship of the true God.”

Your Correspondent, Entered this paper in the college Aquinas Awards last night

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by zoomtard at November 20, 2008 01:40 AM

November 17, 2008

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4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

I saw this classic Romanian movie yesterday. Set at the end of Communism in Bucharest, it tells the story of two college students in their early 20s as they try to procure an illegal abortion. It’s an Iron Curtain movie about abortion. This is not first-date material people.

4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days

It is appropriately dismal however, because it draws out the dark corners that we get caught in. If you are feeling especially robust some day, you should track it down.

The movie has emboldened me to raise the issue of abortion on this blog. Usually I like my controversy to be stupid and pointless (evangelical theology bitch fights). And the last thing I want to do is be insensitive about this most fraught of issues.

It probably won’t surprise anyone that I am convinced that abortion is wrong. I can try and secularize my views to make them easier to understand and say that everything with human DNA is human. But basically I am convinced that every single human is of countless worth because they bear the image of God.

Perhaps some other day I’ll be vulnerable enough to tell how I moved from my pro-choice to pro-life position but the first time I talk about things, I like to keep it all abstract and distant and bloodless. So here goes.

If the Christian pro-life position locates selfhood in the body, as it does (the foetus is a biological human, therefore has human rights) then it is by far the less “superstitious” of the options available.

If a human being is characterised as a being marked by Homo Sapien DNA and therefore the brain-dead and the disabled, the foetal and the virile mature adult human are all equally free to live, then the Christian position (which is not to be read as equivalent to the “Pro-life” position) is grounded in the material reality of humanity. Their assessment of “humanity” cannot be disputed.

If you side with the Pro-choice movements, be they abortion rights advocates like Ivana Bacik or euthanasia advocates like the great Peter Singer, you are driven to groun personhood in reason or utility or some other immaterial, contestable and inherently metaphysical quality.

As a Christian I believe that all of humanity bears the imago Dei. But this “superstition” of Christianity actually maps to reality with a tight fit that makes a sweet harmony. But the materialism of the modern world is driven to the metaphysical whenever it has to make a serious decision; such as abortion rights.

Your Correspondent, Believes in reality

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by zoomtard at November 17, 2008 01:25 AM

November 15, 2008

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Why Are We In The Mess We’re In?

Michael Lewis explains:

In Bakersfield, California, a Mexican strawberry picker with an income of $14,000 and no English was lent every penny he needed to buy a house for $720,000.

An astonishing article.

Your Correspondent, Deposited monopoly money, loo roll and roubles into his savings account

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by zoomtard at November 15, 2008 01:01 AM

November 14, 2008

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Help Me Out

Maybe Irish citizens can help me understand something that I have wondered about for four years.

Below is a road sign from the N4 at Corboy in Co. Longford. What does the “0625″ mean?

Your Correspondent, Plans to holiday in your basement, very quietly

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by zoomtard at November 14, 2008 06:01 AM

November 13, 2008

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W

So Clairebo and I went to see dubyah last night and that is one very strange film. The two hours flew by- it is very entertaining. And it was annoying to have to listen to the idiots in the cinema who obviously learned everything they know about geopolitics from a poster they saw for sale in the Arts block one time as they laughed at inappropriate times, loudly. But it was entertaining.

So what is the problem? Well it is a compassionate depiction of the outgoing President, which is a good thing because it would be so easy to make an attack pic that it wouldn’t be fun to watch. But the on-the-surface empathy that depicts Bush as a confused but good-intentioned man who mistakenly believes he is the manipulator and not the manipulated hides something more malicious.

Maybe.

Since there are no accounts of the inside of the Bush presidency, the film is composed almost entirely of a serious of assumptions that are nothing but conjecture. The personalities that are drawn are as broad as you can imagine; Rumsfeld as a early onset Alzheimers victim, Powell as a saint and Cheney as the Satan. But the dialogue is all imagined. And it is driven along by this idea that Bush suffers from this appalling case of Freudian daddy-hating. For Stone’s film, that explains why he has made so many very serious mistakes. But that’s imagined. And it isn’t very profound. It leaves me unsettled about the movie.

What do you guys think? I feel like he tried to depict war as an absurd obscenity but ended up back in Charlie Wilson’s War chirpy territory. Stone draws out the irony of leaders discussing sacrifice while sleeping in their silk sheets and weighing up threats in their underground bunkers but the Freudian conceit at the heart of the film leaves me thinking Stone has missed the mark here.

Your Correspondent, Dumped a girl once for buying ugly stamps

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by zoomtard at November 13, 2008 04:01 PM

November 09, 2008

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Now Here Is A Barack Idea

Stranger still is that, whereas these older figures, and latterly Sarah Palin, were perceived by the liberal-secular world as appealing to something called the religious right, the hope that draws us to Obama and Clinton has also been rooted in an essentially Christian view of the world. Cultural memory tells us that Jesus lived and died a young, handsome man, and still, in spite of liberal-secular protestations, we scan the horizon for someone resembling Him.

Leaving aside the self-imposed caricatures of the campaign, Barack Obama emerges as the latest embodiment of this indispensable idea: that it is natural to hope and that this hope is underwritten by the infinitely greater hope we would deny. As Pope Benedict XVI put it in Spe Salvi, the distinguishing mark of Christians is that they know they have a future: they may not know the detail of what awaits them, “but they know in general terms that their life will not end in emptiness”.

This, astonishing though it may seem to much of the culture that embraces him, is what elected Barack Obama.

- John Waters

Your Correspondent, Sunday morning newspapers rock

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by zoomtard at November 09, 2008 08:54 AM

November 07, 2008

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The Things I Read

A Friday night left at home as my wife dines in the second fanciest restaurant in town (we’re Christians, you know) and I study greek. Why did I choose this life? Oh yeah, the chicks. I always forget that one.

Instead of Greek I am listening to TV On The Radio’s superb new album and reading very fascinating things. You want in?

Spain has got to get itself together. I irrationally and ignorantly don’t like the Spanish government. I think its right-on policies cause me to suspect they are the self righteous tits wearing berets at the party that is the EU.

People who kill abortion doctors take up a disproportionate space in our collective psyche. They are preposterously rare but the image of it is so contradictory and jarring that we jump to it easily. Get inside their heads with this cool article from New York Magazine.

And if you are tired of hearing rhetoric about change and “Yes we can!” and Americans mis-using the word “historical” then this long but great article about the shifting structure that is the American government will be a welcome antidote of fact in a week of bluster.

Or you could just read Mimi.

I’ll leave you with a quote that is politically inspired. It is a very damn fine thing that John Mc-More-Of-The-Same is not President of the USA. But Barack is just a better version. I shall be unconvinced. He has never mentioned the word “Gitmo” or “Abu Ghraib” and so all the change-talk won’t affect the fundamental belief driving America: violence is our vocation. Jacques Ellul, as he always does, re-centres us:

The right of national self-determination does not exist in the Bible. Before God nations have neither a right to exist nor a right to liberty. They have no assurance of perpetuity. On the contrary, the lesson of the Bible seems to be that nations are swept away like dead leaves and that occasionally, almost by accident, one might endure rather longer.

Your Correspondent, Balding, greying, but he still has lungs

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by zoomtard at November 07, 2008 09:23 PM

November 06, 2008

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N.T. Wright In Carlow

A county famous for nothing finally attracts our attention because next Monday, November 10th, N.T. Wright, the Bishop of Durham visits Carlow Cathedral to speak on Paul - Faith and Hope for Tomorrow’s World. It starts at 7.30pm and it is open to everyone. A chance to hear the greatest living theologian speak in a Catholic Church in hour of the “Pauline year”.

See you there!

Your Correspondent, Wrightomania victim

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by zoomtard at November 06, 2008 09:56 AM

November 03, 2008

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Hoegaardening

Over at Zoommatics, my blog where I am slowly, oh-so-slowly working through Karl Barth’s Church Dogmatics in the most gloriously anachronistic way possible I got a series of very interesting comments about the role that the Bible has in questions of authority.

If the Bible is not authoratative in and of itself but has authority only in that it points towards the “Something” that is ultimate, then TROUSERS asks:

What then is authoritative? and … what makes you able to say you are going to the centre?

I can only see at the moment that without an authority, you become the authority

Barth doesn’t say that there is no authority. Barth merely cuts through the crap and says the real authority always lies with God. The Bible is “infallible” or “inerrant” or “inspired” or whatever i-word your tradition prefers only because it reliably reveals the action of God over the last 4000 years. The book in and of itself is not Koranic. It isn’t holy in and of itself. It isn’t some self-defining text.

My boss is a great guy and he was trying to teach the kids in our church how to puncture through the self-serving rhetoric of the political machine at church on Sunday. (We aim to raise a generation of revolutionary subversive suburban kids with Biblical names.) He showed them all photos of Messiah Obama and John McMoreofthesame and their running mates, Mr. Qualified-but-boring and Ms Unqualified-but-interesting and asked them who would God vote for. Whose side is God on?

Of course the answer is simple. God is on neither side. God is on his own side. God doesn’t join our team. He invented the game, he owns the pitch, it’s his ball and he’s the best player. What we should be busy doing is getting on his team because he is the one with authority. His portrait in the Bible, his love-letter to humanity that is Scripture has a secondary (but crucial authority) because it is the only portrait ever painted. But the painting is not the Something.

So we re-centre by getting back on board the Master’s team.

I’m off to Brussels tomorrow for a flying visit to Belgium. Anyone have any recommendations?

Your Correspondent, Unlikely to win an Emmy

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by zoomtard at November 03, 2008 09:58 PM


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